her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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