i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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