Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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