I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
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