So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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