Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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