Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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