Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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