Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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