is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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