I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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