my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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