I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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