i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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