Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
do herpes really smell.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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