He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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