So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
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