i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
did you just send me my own nude
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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