How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Randomize
