He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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