We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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