who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I wish I only lived at night.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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