It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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