these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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