Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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