new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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