After last night, I could never be a politician.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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