I accidentally had phone sex last night
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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