I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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