I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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