He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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