K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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