jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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