I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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