She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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