I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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