hotel room ftw
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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