do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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