How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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