There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Farmville is her only friend.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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