My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
