the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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