HIV tests are more positive than that guy
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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