alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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