Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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