Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
