CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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