question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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