Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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