? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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