Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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