I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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