Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I don't think brook has ever known best
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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