So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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