k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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