If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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