the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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