she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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